International Hot Damn Day

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Tomorrow, One Pretentious Bastard will host the first annual HOT DAMN! DAY. What is HOT DAMN! DAY? Glad you asked…

Back in College, whenever a number of us were upset, we would gather in the middle of a quad and yell HOT DAMN before heading off to IHOP or Perkins or some other late-night stop. The point was to just let go for a minute and just allow oneself to get through a series of rough or stressful times. We can’t really do a HOT DAMN! DAY on campus anymore, nor should people in large urban environments walk out into their neighborhood and scream HOT DAMN!

So I am inviting people–friends, fellow bloggers, acquaintances–to post a HOT DAMN tomorrow. A random yell may do us all a lot of good.

TODAY

What?

TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO TALK AND RATTLE YOU. SERIOUSLY. I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR “MEETING” AND YELL AT YOU TO OBSTRUCT ANY POSSIBLE PROGRESS ON IMPORTANT SOCIO-POLITICAL ISSUES. I HAVE NO REAL ALTERNATIVES, BUT I HAVE A GREAT ADULT VOICE. I AM HARD CORE GRASS ROOTS.