In this edition of Ask a Bastard, we are going to delve into 1/3 of the Tricycle of Awesome. VONNIE. Ask the questions you want to know about VON, and I will provide you entirely factual, well researched, answers.

If you want to know about the Tricycle Of Awesome, ask Shannon. Yesterday, on the way home from the parade, she declared it would be a feature of her blog–so pester her to make sure she follows through.