…I cannot work 8 hours on coffee alone.
…Tea from a vending machine is a bad idea.
…drinking said tea is an even worse idea.
…Corndogs from a vending machine are bad for me.
…Chips are not nutrious.
…Vending machines that take my money but don’t give me my chips are bitches.
…Buying food just so I can have mustard is not a rational thought pattern.
…Any ideas I have while under these stressful conditions are not, by default Brilliant or Amazing.
…Any idea I that I have classified as Brilliant or Amazing while under this state need to be re-evaluated. Twice.
…This altered state of consciousness makes government work easy to deal with.
…the smell of mustard, after an hour, is gross.