My Nephew Doesn’t Yap

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My nephew, Biznacho, is not a yappy dog. He’s a clever, cute and cuddly schnauzer. He’s not the kind of dog to bark or yap–unless he wants you to pick him up–but he will fetch, run around and play with cats.

Biz isn’t the kind of asshole yappy dog that’ll sit at your window and bark ALL FUCKING NIGHT. No. Biz will sleep on your bed and only bark–it sounds more like a asthmatic grunt really–if he wants you to do something. Not like our neighbor. Biz also wouldn’t be stupid enough to play with neighborhood–read feral–cats. Misty does.

No wonder why our landords don’t allow dogs. Most of them are yappy bastards.

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