I’m thinking About Converting

I am thinking about becoming a Pastafarian. I’m not a huge fan of the current Pope and most other Christians give me the heebie jeebies. Besides, I like pirates and pasta. What could possibly go wrong?

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2 thoughts on “I’m thinking About Converting

  1. Most other Christians. Deb, you don’t. My grandma doesn’t. My aunt’s don’t. The Pope does–I think he can shoot lightening from his finers–and so does Bill O’Reilly.

    Jimmy Carter doesn’t–and he’s a born again. My first boss was one of the kindest, most gentle people i’ve ever met. Before he was Born Again, he led a rough life.

    A very vocal minority is shifting the faith to a position that I cannot stand for. Right now, they’re welcome to it.

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