Zero Desire to do work today: Check
Thinking about boots: Check
Typically, I do not need a checklist to communicate my thoughts or help me understand what is going on in my convoluted, barely post-simian brain. Today, however, I believe I will be lucky to communicate with hoots, howls, pointing, and drooling.
I will grinning like an idiot too. Except when I’m driving. Then I’ll be shaking my fist at the rest of the world.
See, I had better plans for the day….but stupid work got in the way.