Look, I’ve been really good lately. Well behaved, got my paperwork done AND I gave away presents. I don’t ask for much. I really don’t. But right now, what I really want is this.
I know what one reader is thinking–“why is he vacuuming cats when he should be vacuuming the floor.” This is a good question, and I have no good answer for it. I will go back to tiding things up now.
Edit: I was kidding–yet 10 minutes after the post is up, I have phone calls asking me for details on what I want. Thank you.
2nd Edit: one shirt bought. Sweet baby Jesus.
Why vaccuum when you can Swiffer?
One reader was not thinking that–dozens were.
You know dear cousin, you always post snarky comments on throwaway entries. Why don’t you use your prodigious brain pan to make more valid points?
Brain pans are only good for frying brains. You want him to go all Lecter on someone?
Yep. Vacuuming cats.
How come nobody ever calls me to ask what I want? I need to get on your friends and family plan.
In my house, vacuuming the cats and the floor is the same thing as I believe the floor is made entirely of cat hair.
AG: My family plan is free, but you do have to devote a lot of time to them, and share embarrassing stories and baby pictures.
I’m not snarky, Marty. IF I were snarky though, I’d probably say they are ALL throaway entries.
Baby pictures. No problems.
AG has very few embarrassing stories. No problems.
Do I have to spend a lot of time with them? That’s where I usually get caught up. As an adult, I’ve grown to love being a loner.
You spelled loser wrong, AG.