7 thoughts on “Bacon. On a Stick

  1. Dear Ask A Bastard –
    I feel like I might die without my computer. Will I die without my computer? How can I make Best Buy expidite my computer repair? Also, why didn’t you call me to go for sushi? I would totally have done that…..

  2. There is also Pig Candy as presented by the Sweet Potato Queens (don’t ask):

    1) Acquire bacon.

    2) Roll bacon in brown sugar.

    3) Throw it in the oven until it becomes crispy.

    4) Consume; ascend to heaven upon cloud of bliss.

    This works for me.

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