Me and the Genius driving. I’m on my second glass of wine. I spilled about a quarter of the wine on the Genius.
Beloit is an anthropology/archaelogy school, where the Genius perfected his digging technique.
However, he was a drunk bastard and I had to escort him out.
I should have been arrested for impersonating an officer. Cuz we robbed that place! Wait. I mean, cuz I was digging at a crime scene? Err.
This joke sucks.
It is amazing that none of us were arrested. In particular, Chuckles who appeared to be robbing a certain cradle. OK, maybe not. This joke also sucks.
Yeah, the blue shirted woman looked a little younger than me, but she had a dirty mouth to make up for it.
A dirty, dirty mouth.
Where are all the women? Oh right they’re on the INTERNET. I see now. Also, Beloit’s anthro/archeology archives are flipping sweet. I saw an Ainu robe in the flat files there. I nearly shit myself because I’m a total freak.
Wait until you see Horse Cleaver, the 400 year old nodachi. That is a two handed katana, also known as a daikatana. The thing’s blade was 5 or 6 feet long.