Deathclock says i am going to die 4/25/2049. If I am a pessimist, I die 25 years earlier. That begs the question: do I fucking care?
Deathclock says i am going to die 4/25/2049. If I am a pessimist, I die 25 years earlier. That begs the question: do I fucking care?
Oh, you do.
1/29/2055
Attitude is everything.
The death clock told me I would live unti Monday, December 23, 2075. Seeing as that means I live to be 96 years old, that seems to be wildly optimistic.
The answer is: no, you shouldn’t care.
Having said that: death clock told me I am going to die Saturday, February 12, 2039. What the?
DETHKLOK SAYS YOU DIE IN FIRE.
Actually, I don’t care. I have mentioned it before, but I’ll do it again: I do not expect to reach the average life expectancy. I have a retirement plan that has me retiring at 62. I am improving my diet and beginning to exercise. I am also comfortable with the idea of being dead well before my time.
What part of the warning “For Entertainment Purposes Only” did you not understand, dude?
Stop being so bummed out. I command thee.
Also the deathclock’s conflation of BMI and life expectancy is confirmation of its quackery.