For the Record:
VON is one of the greatest people in the universe, and I am glad that I met her.
Itanya is one of the reasons why I would consider moving from my fair city of Portland. She rules.
AG Is my non-sexual hottie blogger girlfriend. I’m her nonsexual goya (is that the right word?) love-toy.
I am quite fond of the manager of Sids, Timmy.
I had about 5 double vodka tonics last night in 4 hours.
Window’s 98 BLOWS
I miss Will and Sara every day.
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