Look, I’ve been really good lately. Well behaved, got my paperwork done AND I gave away presents. I don’t ask for much. I really don’t. But right now, what I really want is this.
I know what one reader is thinking–“why is he vacuuming cats when he should be vacuuming the floor.” This is a good question, and I have no good answer for it. I will go back to tiding things up now.
Edit: I was kidding–yet 10 minutes after the post is up, I have phone calls asking me for details on what I want. Thank you.
2nd Edit: one shirt bought. Sweet baby Jesus.