C’mon. You know we scare you in a good way. Like the roller coaster at the State Fair. Y’know, the one that’s thirty years old and shipped across the country in multiple tractor-trailers, and then assembled in the middle of the night by a bunch of drunk meth-head carnies, who end up with a bunch of leftover nuts and bolts. Y’know. Good scary like that.
Well, dude, if you didn’t post all your unicorn sex Final Fantasy slash fiction, you wouldn’t have this problem.
Unicorn sex!
It’s your blog, dude. We should be scared of you!
I dunno. I think the Mac Hall guys have you beat.
I am disappointed by the lack of unicorn sex in your blog. I wish to unsubscribe to your e-newsletter, as a matter of fact!
Torteya….
resubscribe or I will write Fingold/Unicorn Slash-fic
This is me capitulating quicker than the french.
You realize that now “unicorn slash” is going to be one of your leading search terms, right?
C’mon. You know we scare you in a good way. Like the roller coaster at the State Fair. Y’know, the one that’s thirty years old and shipped across the country in multiple tractor-trailers, and then assembled in the middle of the night by a bunch of drunk meth-head carnies, who end up with a bunch of leftover nuts and bolts. Y’know. Good scary like that.