AG asks: “Why do some people have innie belly buttons and some have outties?”
Now I seem to remember from my college days that the reason for the inner/outer Belly button has to do with the way the umbilical cord is tied off and cut. A quick google search reveals that i am dead wrong. I guess it is random.
However, I believe we can start a new urban legend as to why belly buttons are innies or outies. I say we announce that Outies, being rarer, are actually a sign from God. They are the marked 144,000 who will ascend into heaven when the Rapture comes.
Being an Innie, I hope they enjoy their boring outie Heaven.