Four regular readers submitted four interesting questions. This his how a bastard answers.
Shannon asked: “Why do you beat me?”
Let me direct you to the above link. This “fabricated” picture is a case of your well-documented temper. I have seen this face when I have played WoW for too long or I didn’t have dinner ready in time. The fact is, you beat me. But, most readers of this blog will agree that you are wonderful and I have the beat downs coming.
Question Two was submitted by Will: “Why don’t you beat me?”
The bastard answers:
Back in college, when you would jump on my back, I would accidentally end up hurting you by throwing you onto the floor. One could argue that back then, I did beat you.
These days, I don’t beat you because you are too damn good at Halo. I counter with this question: Why do you like beating me?
Question Three was Submitted by VON: How do I meet a man (who will beat me)?
Please keep reading my blog.
Question Four (and the answer to question three) was submitted by Chuckles: “Where does a man go to beat a person, when said man gets tired of beating himself?”
Charles, VON. VON, Charles. Let the spiral of abuse begin!
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