Monthly Archives: November 2008

Humidifier

As a kid I had to have a separate humidifier in my bedroom. The thinking at the time was this: The frequent asthma and respiratory problems, allergies and weird side effects from the asthma and allergy meds meant I needed the extra humidity. My little humidifier was a boring, white plastic one. I remember it had to be cleaned regularly, and that I wasn’t supposed to play with it. Yesterday, at Target, we purchased the adult version of the same boring humidifier. This one had additional allergen fighters and some sort of “Baking Soda” filter that is supposed to cut down on funky odors. We could have gotten one of these–img_0367

If you can’t see them, these are children’s humidifiers. A penguin, a dragon or an elephant. There was also a froggie, but it wasn’t on the official display. They didn’t have the special filters that the adult one had, but they were in the shape of cheerful figures with movable parts. That’s right. The beaks, snouts and trunks MOVED. The tank sizes were identical. I believe they’re all dishwasher safe. What’s not to love?

We went with the adult one. Adult contemporary fits the decor of the (now ready to sell) condo. The kid’s humidifiers just doesn’t work.

Being an adult doesn’t mean you can buy what you want. It means being responsible with cash and accessories. There are benefits to being an adult–the easy of buying booze, working, setting your own priorities–but sometimes being a kid is more appealing.

The humidifier is not a big deal. It just represents what I want: Less adult responsibilities. I will not, however, trade my adult freedoms away for less responsibilities.

What I will do is wait until we sell the place. Then, in the nerd room, I’ll put up my own humidifier. Next winter, that elephant humidifier is mine.


Technical and Creative Difficulty: Please Standby

The Technical: My brand new router (Netgear wrn2000) died last night after what appears to be a DoS attack. I’m currently borrowing a signal while Shannon get’s ready to walk with to return the damn thing.

The Creative: Right now, I’m extremely frustrated with the the router, our ISP, myself, work and all condo complex to write anything other than a whiney and pointless screed.

I do expect to break my funk before the end of the day. However, until I break the funk, I give you this:

funny pictures of cats with captions
more animals


Stress

In college I researched the effects of stress on health. It’s stayed with me for at least 12 years. Right now, with Shannon sick with the same cold after 3 week, I’m beginning to see how stressed she was.

I’ve bought her two movies and I’m on call to do whatever she needs (tea, Kleenex, whatever). Still, I may need more ideas. When you’re sick, what else do you need to recoup?


Thanksgiving

What I am thankful for.


Black Wednesday

Black Wednesday–the day before the holidays begin–is one of the biggest bar nights of the year. I’ll be at Sids, armed with my iPhone and WordPress app. I look forward to this fascinating study on human behavior.


Guest Gig!

via Too Many Annas

Today’s post is brought to you by none other than the Pretentious Bastard, who plays Bricu, one of the Paladins in the Riders and who has been a HUGE help in my development of Aelflaed.  He’s a fantastic writer, storyteller, and friend and hopefully will be contributing on occasion here at Too Many Annas!  Enjoy!

With that introduction my friend Anna introduced my critique of a nerd blog. It probably won’t make sense to must of you, but I figured I would share this side of myself. Enjoy–but don’t be a dick.


Welcome to the Pajama Jam

County Employee’s get: 1 Floating Holiday and 4 personal days that need to be used before 11/27.

Guess who forgot about his PD or FH.

To celebrate my two extra days off, today I am sitting in my Pajamas and drinking exquisite coffee. All. Day. If I DO decide to be an adult get out of my PJs, it will be to enjoy a beer, in the shower, while calling friends and family to leave gloating messages on their voice mail.

Admit it. Days before the holidays, you’d want a day to yourself as well, wouldn’t you?


Nope. Didn’t work

Paula Cole is still in my head. The Bugle, The Boss and Slate have done nothing form the, “yippie aye, yippie A!” that is echoing in my head. My reset song–all of them, really–is not working. I refuse to follow the standard practice of buying the song as well. I do not want this song in my head anymore. I believe it is beginning to impact my work. Seriously. I’m too busy trying to get the damn thing out of my head to finish typing up my next few case closings.

Help me out. Tell me about your reset songs!


So Many Ideas

Last night, I went to bed thinking, “this is the greatest idea I’ve had all week!” Instead of writing it down, I did my best to channel the Great Brain and think about it to “flush it out completely.” When I woke up this morning, my brilliant idea was replaced with this:

I’m not really okay with this. I know my brain bounces around between topics quickly, but to jump to Paula Cole? I don’t understand it. I don’t hate her. I just don’t particularly care for her. I wonder if it has anything to do with Shannon, as she has a thing for Cowboys (and she tends to buy me Western style shirts). I don’t know where the cowboys, or my ideas, have gone. Maybe they’re at the same place. Chilling out, annoying both me and Paula.

Fact is, I should realize that I should have a note pad by my bed to write things down. However, there is a reason that I type out my phone logs and contacts: My handwriting is horrible. In elementary school, I had to take handwriting class twice. TWICE. The specialist looked at me and said, “there is nothing I can really do for you.” I told her, “its fine. I have a computer at home with Microsoft Word. I’ll take typing classes.” I am not keeping a ThinkPad™ by my bed. No, the iPhone goes to its cradle every night, so I’m not using that either. I would hope that I could write something and then be able to understand it enough to transcribe it in the morning. I know myself though. I’d probably pack it in my bag thinking, “I can do it at work.” Three weeks later, when I rediscover the notepad, the ogham like scratching will be undecipherable.

Since I don’t have a good idea of my own to share, I’m taking some advice from Seth. I’m linking a test. Check to see how you would do on a civics test. Post your results when you’re done. To be fair, I think he wants me to do it because, I think, he scored 100% on the damn thing. I scored an 84.85%.

Tomorrow, I hope for less Paula Cole, more Marty-Based Awesome.


Birthday Cake

This is the cake Shannon made for her brother. Damn!

Edit: hot damn yum!


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