Really Quickly:

Will pointed out that Andy Dick was recently arrested for sexual battery and drug charges. He was held on bond and released. Now, Andy isn’t exactly a grade-A celebrity. He is a Top Quality CoBag, but that is immaterial to the story. The fact is if one of my clients had done this and had drugs in his pocket, he would have been held longer. Given that this is not Andy’s first time getting busted for drugs or sexually inappropriate behavior, I believe a $5,000 bail is insanely low.

Actually, one of my clients did do something like this in a school setting. He was in jail for over 48 hours. It was his first offense. Why this Dick is getting special treatment is beyond me.

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