April 18, 2008

VON Destroys Downtown

By officergleason

So VON was almost hit by an entitled downtown driver. Her response is as follows: This just in:

“I’m sorry BUT….” at this point, I get pissed and scream at her “NO! No I’m sorry but! Either say ‘I’m sorry I damn near hit you with my car two seconds ago’ or say ‘I’m not sorry’ but do NOT say ‘I’m sorry but’!!!”

This is my dream. I want to have a near accident while walking (that is not my fault) so I can slam my fists on the person’s car and same something like this. Kudos to VON for doing something I’ve always wanted to do.

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"Marty Gleason is a liberal-arts-educated bleeding heart that lives and works in Chicago." He's a nerd who enjoys nerdy things. Sometimes, he's even proud of it. --edit by Will Hindmarch View all posts by officergleason
This entry was posted on Friday, April 18th, 2008 at 1:07 pm and posted in Chicago, Friends. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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