Comments on: Ask a Bastard: Two Hours Till Deadline, Punks http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/ Musings of an aging Gen-Xer Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:02:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: VON http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1496 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:10:42 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1496 A question for today. HOw can I stop myself from rolling my eyes at, like, everything??

]]> By: Itanya http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1494 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:43:48 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1494 Dear Bastard,

Why does my husband have the uncontrollable urge to shout “seagull” at the offending birds?

Pill

]]> By: Chuckles http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1493 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:25:23 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1493 Hippie corporate girls aren’t my type anyway.

]]> By: Adorable Girlfriend http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1492 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:36:19 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1492 That is all I am saying, K-unit. All I am sayin’.

You are married. This is why it is awesome!

There are no hippie girls who work in corporate jobs left. Kinda sad.

]]> By: Kathleen http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1490 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:54:29 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1490 the yelling “Union” in Wal-Marts on first dates

that is so awesome.

]]> By: Kathleen http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1488 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:14:13 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1488 I am in the AG dog house now. I hope I don’t look shifty-eyed!!

]]> By: Chuckles http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1487 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:11:32 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1487 “Am I incapable of love?

Yes.

Well, shit, I thought as much.

]]> By: VON http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1486 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:19:27 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1486 AG – no, my most favorite, I am NOT turning into a pumpkin by next monday. I just wanted to be clear this was more a question for you than for next Monday’s “ask a bastard” segment. I would be a pretty awesome pumpkin though.

]]> By: Adorable Girlfriend http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1485 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:23:54 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1485 First of all, Von — get a DAMN blog, girl! It’s kewl. Everyone’s doing it.

Two, no K-Unit is a cutie, but not like MY Von.

Third, next monday? Are you turning into a pumpkin then?

Chuckles is totally incapable of love. Not like Dexter, but it’s true. It’s largely because of the way he goes about it. Consider the Muppets and mahnamana — or however you spell that. He’s cute and all and we love him. However, it’s the yelling “Union” in Wal-Marts on first dates that get him into trouble. It’s his passion for things that women today don’t understand. I mean AG understands it, but it’s always the women who are taken who get his zest for life and see that as ‘potential hot sex too!’

The good news is that his disease is only temporary and with some AG Dating Guide for Nerds review, he can overcome his obstacles and make it all happen.

Lastly, I am disappointed in K-Unit. I was hoping she’d ask what to look for in a vibrator or a husband. Largely because she just cost me, ME, an effin’ diamond ring. AG might be a feminist — but I WANT that 3 carat diamond ring. It’s owed. To AG. Yes!

]]> By: VON http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/03/24/ask-a-bastard-two-hours-till-deadline-punks/#comment-1484 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:57:53 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=320#comment-1484 Is AG cheating on me with Kathleen? I might need to know this before next Monday….

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