"Marty Gleason is a liberal-arts-educated bleeding heart that lives and works in Chicago." He's a nerd who enjoys nerdy things. Sometimes, he's even proud of it.
--edit by Will Hindmarch
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This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 at 5:55 am and posted in Ask a Bastard. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
I like Ask a Ba. Speaking of : Question for next week: Why are people, specifically women, so evil and predisposed to talking shit about others all the freakin’ time. Why? Why, bastard, why?
I like the idea of the frowny face, but instead of a zoom in, I’d make it pop, put a couple of layers of colored rings behind it, give it a more animated, but flat, look—for Samurai Jack/Kim Possible—to counterpoint the word Bastard. I’d also make it transparent-backed to slot right into the site.
Oh Wise Bastard, an unresolved question nags me terribly: Why oh why, do I always wait to go take a piss until my bladder is 150% full? This is situation-independent, I’m afraid.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:27 am
It’s too wide. You weren’t supposed to post this on the interwebs, we didn’t even get a chance to work on it together.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I like Ask a Ba. Speaking of : Question for next week: Why are people, specifically women, so evil and predisposed to talking shit about others all the freakin’ time. Why? Why, bastard, why?
March 20th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I like the idea of the frowny face, but instead of a zoom in, I’d make it pop, put a couple of layers of colored rings behind it, give it a more animated, but flat, look—for Samurai Jack/Kim Possible—to counterpoint the word Bastard. I’d also make it transparent-backed to slot right into the site.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Oh Wise Bastard, an unresolved question nags me terribly: Why oh why, do I always wait to go take a piss until my bladder is 150% full? This is situation-independent, I’m afraid.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I like Will’s ideas. Also the questions are noted.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Here’s a question for the bastard: Am I incapable of love?
March 20th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Ooooh, shiny new logo.
I have a question. Is it ever going to be spring? Because this weather sucks.
March 20th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Oh lord. I was afraid that this was the issue with Chuckles.
Sweetie, you are. AG is going to come to DC the last weekend of the month. Just try to be sane until then.
AG and Shannon and Von love you. You got plenty of women to love. And that yummy OG.
Did AG just type that?
Oh me. Oh my!
March 21st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Ask a Bastard:
what should I look for in a bar?
March 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
What should I look for in Kathleen?