Comments on: Jack Bauer is NOT REAL http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/02/12/jack-bauer-is-not-real/ Musings of an aging Gen-Xer Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:02:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Because prefacing something with “so-called” makes it all good. « Giving the world the finger, Cash style http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/02/12/jack-bauer-is-not-real/#comment-1365 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:46:58 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=287#comment-1365 [...] Or you can just read Officer Gleason’s post on the same topic from yesterday. Damnit, I’m so behind the news these days. Posted by [...]

]]> By: Debz http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/02/12/jack-bauer-is-not-real/#comment-1360 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:48:22 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=287#comment-1360 Have you seen Taxi to the Dark Side? That’ll anger up your blood.

]]> By: Chuckles http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2008/02/12/jack-bauer-is-not-real/#comment-1353 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:55:07 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/?p=287#comment-1353 I thought Jack Bauer was Chuck Norris’s abandoned son! Chuck Norris does not raise his children, he throws them all to the wolves at birth and if they survive to become men (even Chuck Norris’s daughters become men), they will one day come back to kill Chuck Norris. Should one succeed in killing Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will know that he has done the good work and will live on in that man who will take the name Chuck Norris and grow a beard, kill VC, and vote Republican.

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