Comments on: 2049 or 2024 http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/ Musings of an aging Gen-Xer Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:02:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Mandos http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1225 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:19:57 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1225 Also the deathclock’s conflation of BMI and life expectancy is confirmation of its quackery.

]]> By: Chuckles http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1208 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:33:54 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1208 What part of the warning “For Entertainment Purposes Only” did you not understand, dude?

Stop being so bummed out. I command thee.

]]> By: officergleason http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1202 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:40:15 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1202 Actually, I don’t care. I have mentioned it before, but I’ll do it again: I do not expect to reach the average life expectancy. I have a retirement plan that has me retiring at 62. I am improving my diet and beginning to exercise. I am also comfortable with the idea of being dead well before my time.

]]> By: Chuckles http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1200 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:35:46 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1200 DETHKLOK SAYS YOU DIE IN FIRE.

]]> By: Jessica http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1199 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:14:49 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1199 Having said that: death clock told me I am going to die Saturday, February 12, 2039. What the?

]]> By: Jessica http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1198 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:11:49 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1198 The answer is: no, you shouldn’t care.

]]> By: Alison http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1197 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:00:37 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1197 The death clock told me I would live unti Monday, December 23, 2075. Seeing as that means I live to be 96 years old, that seems to be wildly optimistic.

]]> By: Shannon http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1194 Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:07:06 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1194 1/29/2055

Attitude is everything.

]]> By: Seth http://onepretentiousbastard.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1193 Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:03:58 +0000 http://onepretentiousbastard.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/2049-or-2024/#comment-1193 Oh, you do.

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