Deathclock says i am going to die 4/25/2049. If I am a pessimist, I die 25 years earlier. That begs the question: do I fucking care?
2049 or 2024
December 17, 2007 · 9 Comments
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9 responses so far ↓
Seth // December 17, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Oh, you do.
Shannon // December 17, 2007 at 3:07 pm
1/29/2055
Attitude is everything.
Alison // December 17, 2007 at 11:00 pm
The death clock told me I would live unti Monday, December 23, 2075. Seeing as that means I live to be 96 years old, that seems to be wildly optimistic.
Jessica // December 17, 2007 at 11:11 pm
The answer is: no, you shouldn’t care.
Jessica // December 17, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Having said that: death clock told me I am going to die Saturday, February 12, 2039. What the?
Chuckles // December 18, 2007 at 9:35 am
DETHKLOK SAYS YOU DIE IN FIRE.
officergleason // December 18, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Actually, I don’t care. I have mentioned it before, but I’ll do it again: I do not expect to reach the average life expectancy. I have a retirement plan that has me retiring at 62. I am improving my diet and beginning to exercise. I am also comfortable with the idea of being dead well before my time.
Chuckles // December 19, 2007 at 2:33 pm
What part of the warning “For Entertainment Purposes Only” did you not understand, dude?
Stop being so bummed out. I command thee.
Mandos // December 22, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Also the deathclock’s conflation of BMI and life expectancy is confirmation of its quackery.
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