Monthly Archives: October 2007

1/3: The Deadline is 11/9

I know how to set my priorities, yet I frequently chose to do what I want instead of what I need.  Take, for instance, this morning.  When the playlist I finished kept going on shuffle for no reason, I spent a good ten minutes fiddling with the settings trying to turn it off.  For the record, the iPhone is kinda screwy about its shuffle setting.

While I type this, and the three hundred pieces of paperwork I owe the Man, I am listening to the playlist I just finished. The order is just about perfect–I wrote something about how important the flow of CD is for its theme somewhere, but I’m far too lazy to find it right now–but I am not putting the songs on the internet just yet.  See,  this is the first of three CDs I am making, and I am trying to build suspense.

This CD is all coversMost of them are fantastic.  They are all awesome.  You just may need to expand your definition of awesome.

If you want to see the playlist, and you promise to keep it a secret, post a comment.  If you want a copy of the CD, shoot me an email with your address.


Really Quickly

I can count the number of thoughtful gifts and CDs (combined) that I have received from girlfriends over the years on one hand. A lovely chess set from Scotland*, One CD, one bag of skittles in an Irish Coffee mug, (Using my money to buy) steak knives and a documentary on Fox News. That’s it. Today I received a huge package full of halloween stuff, two CDs and two bags of snacks–one for me and one share–and a book on Matisse.

Today’s package more than doubles what I have received previously.

And she say’s I’m the awesome one. Right.

I am speechless and blogless.

*This one also gave me two mix tapes, which I still have somewhere. Mix tapes and Mix CDs are similar, but since the media is different, I figure I have the wiggle room to stick with original number in the post.

edit: The Chess Set.

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The War On Terror: The Emo Front

Every time I read about our hard working men and women in government, I feel safer. I feel better about my country. I stand up with pride, say the Pledge of Allegiance (I stress the under God part) and by golly, I feel good.

But lately, I’ve been worried that the Government hasn’t done enough to save the Childrens from the most dangerous of terrorists–the Sonic Terrorists. These ne’er-do-wells play their fancy rock and roll music and corrupt young minds. People should be only be allowed to listen to Gregorian chants. Anything else lets the devil win more hearts and minds. Then I read this article. Now, I know many of my fellow ‘Mericans are too busy to click a link, so I’ve got a quick summary from the source, MTV.Com dated 10/16/07.



“It’s a true story. Barsuk [Records, which is putting out the record] had hired a courier — who does international stuff all the time and who they had used before — to bring [the album] back from Canada, where I was working on it. And he got to the border and he had all his paperwork and it was all cool, only they turned him away, and they confiscated the drive and gave it to the computer-forensics division of our Homeland Security-type people,” sighed Walla, who has produced nearly all Death Cab’s output, as well as records by the Decemberists, Hot Hot Heat, Nada Surf, Tegan and Sara and others. “And now I couldn’t even venture a guess as to where it is, or what it’s doing there. I mean, I can’t just call their customer-service center and ask about my drive. There’s nothing I can do. I don’t know if we can hire an attorney … is there a black-hole attorney? You can’t take a black hole to court.”

I understand that this “musician” and his “band” are often considered “emo.” That’s probably bad for the childrens. Therefore, this must be good news. By keeping the master copy of this album in Government Custody, we keep our children safe from dangerous things like new music.

Go America!


I would give Walla’s album a listen. I still like some of Death Cab’s stuff so I would like to see what he could do on his own. I’m glad he has some sort of back up. I’m a bit confused on why they sent the master copy via flash drive without having the originals somewhere else–but that’s just me and my paranoia over lost data.

For the record, while most folks label Death Cab as emo, I’ve been yelled at by far too many “real” emo fans to give it that label anymore.


Clearing the Cobwebs

I took this test* while waiting for my clients. Think of this as the sorbet between courses: One needs to have their palate cleansed when switching between clients.

That being said, I am interested (read: annoyed as all hell) about the nature of the test. I’m a big fan of personality inventories–but I would prefer that there is some sort of psychological principle behind them. In this, the principles at work are all about influencing attitudes to get one to spend money on more testing. Still, it was a nice way to clear my head and think about something other than good touch/bad touch.

This is, in my experience, key to the testing industry. Get people hooked on the tools, instruments and analysis that the testing companies provide.

That being said, I think these tests are the post-modern equivalent of astrology. All that’s missing is a nice little graphic of whatever personality profile I fit.

Here are my results. Feel free to tell me if you think this test fits my personality.



Idealists, as a temperament, are passionately concerned with personal growth and development. Idealists strive to discover who they are and how they can become their best possible self — always this quest for self-knowledge and self-improvement drives their imagination. And they want to help others make the journey. Idealists are naturally drawn to working with people, and whether in education or counseling, in social services or personnel work, in journalism or the ministry, they are gifted at helping others find their way in life, often inspiring them to grow as individuals and to fulfill their potentials.

Idealists are sure that friendly cooperation is the best way for people to achieve their goals. Conflict and confrontation upset them because they seem to put up angry barriers between people. Idealists dream of creating harmonious, even caring personal relations, and they have a unique talent for helping people get along with each other and work together for the good of all. Such interpersonal harmony might be a romantic ideal, but then Idealists are incurable romantics who prefer to focus on what might be, rather than what is. The real, practical world is only a starting place for Idealists; they believe that life is filled with possibilities waiting to be realized, rich with meanings calling out to be understood. This idea of a mystical or spiritual dimension to life, the “not visible” or the “not yet” that can only be known through intuition or by a leap of faith, is far more important to Idealists than the world of material things.

Highly ethical in their actions, Idealists hold themselves to a strict standard of personal integrity. They must be true to themselves and to others, and they can be quite hard on themselves when they are dishonest, or when they are false or insincere. More often, however, Idealists are the very soul of kindness. Particularly in their personal relationships, Idealists are without question filled with love and good will. They believe in giving of themselves to help others; they cherish a few warm, sensitive friendships; they strive for a special rapport with their children; and in marriage they wish to find a “soulmate,” someone with whom they can bond emotionally and spiritually, sharing their deepest feelings and their complex inner worlds.

Idealists are rare, making up between 20 and 25 percent of the population. But their ability to inspire people with their enthusiasm and their idealism has given them influence far beyond their numbers.

The Four types of Idealists are:

Healers (INFP) | Counselors (INFJ) | Champions (ENFP) | Teachers (ENFJ

*Yes, I got it from Shannon.


Five

That’s the number of times I’ve gotten to write the word MASTURBATE (including a few key tenses) about this client. I think I’ll write MASTURBATE about five more times before I finish this kid’s eval. That will be the MASTURBATE quota for the week.

If it is any comfort* at least he’s MASTURBATING to internet porn, not fantasies about his victims.

Update: Half way done with the eval. It still may be finished before court, but I doubt it.

* It is to me.

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Whoops

I wore my “Friends don’t let friends vote republican” to the Bridgeview Courthouse today. Every single person in this court house is registered republican. Two people here have letter of thanks from W.

Granted, I am wearing a collared shirt over said t-shirt, but I have made a tactical blunder. This office is warm, and I frequently take of my collared shirt when I’m typing.

Also, I’m vacuuming cats.

edits: whoops: Collard means collared

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A Brilliant Idea

In between studying for the supervisor’s exam and writing two (or three) evaluations, I am thinking about sailing around the world.

I don’t have a boat, I’ve never sailed and I don’t have the bank roll for this kind of adventure. At the same time, I don’t get motion sick, I learn quickly and I like 19th century naval hats. I figure if I tie my work goals in with this sailing idea, and I am properly motivated, I can make it happen.

Right now, however, I have to document a 13 year old’s inappropriate sexual behavior. My dreams of sailing to the West Indies are on hold.


Imagine

On a regular basis, I wonder what else I could do with my “professional skill set.” If I wasn’t working for the Man, treating and supervising sexually aggressive children and youth, what the hell would I be doing? Sales? Marketing? Academia?

I have a distinct feeling I’d be either a middle manager or homeless. Neither appeals to me.

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Offline and a Few Minutes to Spare

I have a few minutes before my clients are supposed to be here for their group. This is as close as I am going to come to a coffee break today. This does not mean I haven’t had any coffee; on the contrary, I believe I’ve had over 24 oz of my preferred vice. In this case, it’s been 1) pour coffee 2) return to cube 3) start project (evaluation) 4) get called away for a new task.

Thus far, those tasks have been:

Project Renew Form (while techincally only for closed cases, I filled out the ones for the open files too)
Tech-help (fixing broken computers and MS Word formatting errors)
Speaking EVENT!
and

Group.

I did get lunch, but that is a different post. I also used my flex-time for lunch, ’cause there ain’t no way in hell I’m going to be able to get to work late tomorrow. I am far, far too busy.

Normally, I don’t have the time to figure out why I feel so busy. Thanks to my commute to my group sites, however, I get a chance to think about why everything feels so hectic. While I do have a lot of work and personal projects to finish, it is my lack of organization that has me feeling overwhelmed.

There will be more later–my kids are here and now I get to teach them how not to touch people inappropriately.

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The Old Blog

The RSS Feed for the comments on my old blog still work. So if you post a comment there, I will read it. It is, however, a pain in the ass to find what post is being commented to. This is my own damn fault for installing HaloScan over Blogger’s comment system. In other words, I had this coming.

That being said, I am going to start taking post from the old blog and putting them up here–Classic Pretentious Bastard and New School Pretentious Bastard. I’ll do this in my free time…

Free time is such a bullshit idea. If I was honest, I’d say, “I’ll do this when I should be doing something else.”

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