Repeat After Me…

…I cannot work 8 hours on coffee alone.

…Tea from a vending machine is a bad idea.

…drinking said tea is an even worse idea.

…Corndogs from a vending machine are bad for me.

…Chips are not nutrious.

…Vending machines that take my money but don’t give me my chips are bitches.

…Buying food just so I can have mustard is not a rational thought pattern.

…Any ideas I have while under these stressful conditions are not, by default Brilliant or Amazing.

…Any idea I that I have classified as Brilliant or Amazing while under this state need to be re-evaluated. Twice.

…This altered state of consciousness makes government work easy to deal with.

…the smell of mustard, after an hour, is gross.

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"Marty Gleason is a liberal-arts-educated bleeding heart that lives and works in Chicago." He's a nerd who enjoys nerdy things. Sometimes, he's even proud of it. --edit by Will Hindmarch View all posts by officergleason

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