One Pretentious Bastard

Entries from August 2007

About Me

August 31, 2007 · No Comments

I do not make a habit of thinking that I’m awesome.  I did, for a while, tell people (well, one person in particular) that I was awesome–but it was an attempt at humor, not a core belief.  I know I’m not  cobag or a fascist.  I may not be the most generous or caring person in the world, but I try to do more about that everyday.

 

This post was originally about how I’m feeling pretty good about helping my cousin move.  I was going to go on and talk about how I would help anyone I cared about do whatever they needed.  While this is true, at 1 in the morning, I don’t really remember why I thought this would make a good post.

I help the people I care about.  That’s it. I don’t mind it.  I actually enjoy it, even if it “ruins” a friday night.

In my head, this post was a lot better.  I think I lost some of it when I hit my  head on the dryer in the laundry room. Stupid dryer.

Categories: Family · Friends

Released at 3?

August 31, 2007 · No Comments

Why yes, yes we are.

Now I am off to move my cousin from one apartment to the other. Life in the motherfucking fast lane.

Categories: Ramblings · Work

Daily Kos: The American Taliban

August 31, 2007 · 4 Comments

Source: Daily Kos: The American Taliban:

The American Taliban
by kos

Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 09:13:07 AM PDT

Once upon a time, it was easy for the American Right to smear its opponents on the left — they could simply equate them with the nation’s communist enemies. It didn’t matter that the American “left” (Democrats) had more in common with the Right than international communism, the smear was useful.
Now, however, our international enemy — Islamic radicalism — is actually the polar opposite of what liberals stand for — their actions on women rights are deplorable, they insist on theocracy, they loooveee torture and the death penalty, they demand to control the culture (TV, movies, music), they rail against rampant sexuality, they seek to spread their ideology via force, and they have a well-defined black-and-white sense of truth.

Remind you of a certain American party?

That’s why hysterical assertions by the wingers that liberals hate America and want the terrorists to win are so absurd. As absurd as it would’ve been to claim that Reagan wanted the Communists to win the Cold War. The Taliban/Al Qaida/Hezbollah/Jihadists of the world are the exact embodiment of evil in the liberal mind. They are everything we are against, and against everything we are for.

In fact, they are exactly what we see in the Republican Party as the GOP continues to consolidate power — creeping theocracy, moralizing, us versus them, embrace of torture, the need to constantly declare jihad on someone, hysterics over football-game nipples, control over “decency” on the airwaves, lyrics censorship, hostility to women freedoms, curtaling of civil liberties, and so on.

So it’s pretty obvious — we don’t love terrorists. We don’t want them to win. For them to win would be to realize our greatest fears. The muslim terrorist is truly the anti-liberal. Like matter and anti-matter.

Republicans, on the other hand, hate the terrorists because they’re Muslim. But aside from that, they’ve got far more in common than they’ll ever admit to themselves.

And it’s high time we started to make that connection more forcefully.

I could not agree more.

I do not want to over-generalize and say, “All Republicans believe this,” but it appears that the most vocal wing of that particular party has the same black and white view of the world as the “ISLAMO-FACISTS” we are fighting in the “war on terror.” When http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pat_Robertsonright wing preachers call for the death of their fellow americans, they are following in the footsteps of other their conservative Imam cousins. These shrill voices are louder than reason–and it is very scary to see how well they harmonize with terrorist we are supposed to be at war with.

Placed into this context, I have to agree with W. We, as Americans, cannot allow any religious fundamentalists to “win.” Unfortuantely for W and the loudest voices from his party, I don’t too many difference between their belief system and that of Ahmadinejad.

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Categories: Politics · Ramblings

Camera Update

August 31, 2007 · No Comments

August 31, 2007 07:11:00 AM INDIANAPOLIS IN US Arrival Scan

I am getting rather giddy over this new gadget. Of course, one of the first pictures I am going to have to take is the bird. When I finish with those pictures, then where should I go to learn all the swanky features?

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Categories: Ramblings

The day that never ends

August 30, 2007 · No Comments

I have to bring work home today, so I can finish at least one stupid intake report. On the bright side, all of my back log of reports are completed.

On the down side, in two weeks time, I owe all of this month’s reports.

On the plus side, I have a lot of this to drink

Beer.  Big Beer.

Unfortunately, it is all PBR. I think I got 30 cans for a dollar.

Categories: Ramblings · Work

Video Break

August 30, 2007 · 4 Comments

Dear Internets:

I whistle this as my brain melts due to paperwork-overload. I share because I care.

Cheers,

Marty

Categories: Music · Ramblings · Work

Breaking Up Aint’ Hard To Do. (OR Why Psychology Is A Soft Science): Inky Circus

August 30, 2007 · No Comments

Source: Breaking Up Aint’ Hard To Do. (OR Why Psychology Is A Soft Science): Inky Circus:

Breaking Up Aint’ Hard To Do. (OR Why Psychology Is A Soft Science)
(PHOTO: Walter Groesel)
Check out this story about a study on the predicted and then actual emotional distress suffered from relationship break-up published in The Journal of Experimental Social Psychology. The authors conclude that people are far more scared of the heart ache, and estimate it will be cataclysmic, but after following 69 people for about a year, they found that the break up was never as bad as they expected. Nice.

Only caveat being: these were UNIVERSITY FRESHMEN. Are you kidding? I mean seriously. Of course they think it’s going to be horrible - they are melodramatic teenagers living without parents and in close quarters to the opposite sex and mucho beer for the first time in their lives. And of course they aren’t really that upset because they probably started seeing someone else in like 12 minutes.

Undergrads are the bread and butter of psych research, and most times that’s okay. But come on. You want to generalize about relationship behavior from people who think making out at a kegger on a puke-stained sofa is the start of something beautiful?

This is why their blog is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

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Categories: Nerd Stuff · Ramblings

monkey clapping is a crowd pleaser…

August 30, 2007 · 5 Comments

Some days, I wake up and have a complete intellectual break down. Typically the days I oversleep, like today, are the worst for my brains. In college, the worst example of this was in my social psych class. I went to sleep at 7, woke up for class at 10, and by the time I got to class, I forgot everything I had ever learned about social psych. I couldn’t give an operational definition for attitudes, I had no idea what cognitive dissonance was and I couldn’t even remember false consensus theory. In short, I was dumber than usual.

The upside to this was I remembered every single lyric by They Might Be Giants. I knewt every song from every album between 1988-1995. I told my classmates this, who didn’t believe me, until I started singing Spy, Kiss me Son of God and some other obscure song, before our professor walked in. By the end of class, I believe I could remember some basic psych concepts.

Today I’m having the same problem. I don’t know anything about working with kids. I do remember, however, that Monkey’s cannot clap like people due to differences in bone and muscle structure. All I can do today is clap like a monkey. I demo’d this ability in Boston, and thankfully, there are no pictures of it. If there were I would be morally obligated to share said pictures.

While clapping like a monkey is usually is a crowd pleaser, I don’t think it is appropriate for the court building. I think its too high-brow for some of my coworkers.

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Categories: Ramblings

1/5

August 29, 2007 · 2 Comments

About 1/5 of my job is figuring out how to word plain english into clinically appropriate, supportive jargon. For instance I am sitting here thinking, “how do I write that this kid was a pain in the ass all month long and didn’t do a good god damn thing.”

“The Minor respondent was punctual to each group sessions; however, during these group sessions he displayed a minimum amount of effort. M/R required significant prompting to participate in group discussions. During these discussions, the MR continued to deny his sexually inappropriate behavior. When confronted by this PO or by his peer, the Minor would play with his cell phone or rock back and forth in his chair and refuse to participate in group. The M/R did do all of his home work assignments, however, these assignments were, at most, halfway completed. “

That’ll work.

Categories: Politics · Ramblings

Shame

August 29, 2007 · 1 Comment

Source: Ruins, deaths don’t stop family’s return - CNN.com:


NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (CNN) — Every day, twice a day, the tourists come. They smile — striking poses on the severed porch just yards from where Robert Green says Ditty died with his two kids strapped to his chest. Tourists pay more than $40 for a tour that includes seeing this house in the Lower 9th Ward in New Orleans. Seems that man thought he could save his babies from the 20-foot current that surged onto Tennessee Street in New Orleans, Louisiana, after a levee broke during Hurricane Katrina. But he couldn’t.

This is how we remember tragedy two years on: tourist attractions where people lost their lives. A loss of life that could have been prevented.

Just five minutes ago, someone asked me what I am going to revolt against today. Here’s my answer: The same shit that I rail against every day–incompetent, neo-con politicians and their yes-men.

Oh, and naked unicorns girls.

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Categories: Politics · Ramblings