Monthly Archives: July 2007

Law and Order: Bullshit

“The FBI considers Eco-Terrorism our Number One Domestic Threat.”

Instead of reading or writing something useful, I’m actually watching Law and Order. A rape victim is an FBI informant, trying to bust an eco-terrorism group. The victim/wannabe terrorist sells drugs, works with drug dealers and is just a bad person.

The whole episode is bullshit. This is not about rape or sexual assault; this is fear mongering and pushing forward a neo-con fantasy about the threat of the liberal agenda.

My dad was right–Dick Wolf is a fucking hack.

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Do as I Say, Not as I Do: The Nerdslut Guide to Dating

Prologue: Why We Are Doing This

As part of my job at the juvenile court, I get to teach kids about dating. I don’t just teach kids about Good Touch, Bad Touch and correct really distorted thinking. Oh no. I talk to them about all sorts of positive social behaviors, including: How to talk to women appropriately (Lil’momma and Bitch, as it happens, do not impress women); how to act on a date; where to go on a date (there is more to life than Old Country Buffet and McDonalds) and how going on a date does not mean that you are entitled to anything.

If I can help my clients with those topics, I believe I can also provide a service to my own demographic: Geeks and Nerds. I want to help my fellow geeks to get a date.

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All Geeked Up Over Media

TV and Geekdom are inseparable. The high-faultin’ geeks, like myself, also get geeked over radio. While anyone can get geeked up over a TV show, it takes a special kind of geek (read: geek bordering on loser) to appreciate certain kinds of geek media.

For your approval, I flaunt my geek credit and ruin my social standing:

Show I get geeked over, in no particular order

1) Battlestar Galactica, the RDM Version.
Oh yes. Before going on Fridays, I’d watch the show. Then I’d download a torrent. Then I’d listen to the podcast on the way to group. On Sundays, I’d make sure to stay up and watch the show, even if I had court in the morning.

For the season three premiere, I had a small party. That right there—that’s geek cred. For season 4, I am probably throwing two parties….

2) Star Trek, DS9
…I hate admitting I’m even a slight Trekkie, but its true. My buddy Will and I would talk about the show regularly. When we were in college, he brought a few episodes up for us to watch. I really got into the show when my mom was bed ridden–We were both looking for something to watch, so I added it to my Netflix Queue. The rest is history…and makes me a bona-fide geek.

3) Mythbusters
Without a DVR, I don’t get a chance to watch the show unless its on a marathon, but damn do I love that show. Urban folk tales and science–a social science geek’s dream–especially when there are explosions.

4) http://www.hbo.com/thewire/ The Wire
A smart cop show that debates Protestant and Catholic whisky? It sends my Irish “Cop” heart all a-flutter with geekitude.

(addendum)
5) Dr Who
…I went looking for the 10th doctor’s suit. I came as close as one could to said suit, without spending $800. At least I look acceptable in Pin Stripes.

While I do not watch much TV, I listen to a ton of radio.

1) This American Life
I’ve seen the show live twice. Any time Ira Glass is coming back to Chicago? I’ll be there.

2) Car Talk
Why I will get up at 9:00 am on a saturday

3) All Things Considered
The Gold Standard of NPR programming.

Need I go on?

Admit it my friend, this contest was over before it evan began.

edit: Some question marks removed so my pretentious little cousin feels better.

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Slashdot | High-Tech Squirrels Trained to Conduct Espionage

Slashdot | High-Tech Squirrels Trained to Conduct Espionage:

“In the July 20 issue of the Washington Post, columnist Al Kamen reports that the BBC has translated a story headlined ‘spying squirrels,’ published in the Iranian newspaper…

Let me be perfectly clear: If they Iranians are using squirrels to spy, we have already have them beat. As a graduate of Beloit College, I can safely say that our Squirrels are ready to repel any foreign squirrels. All they require is a little Taco Bell and a healthy degree of respect.

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Dalek

Exterminate

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Summer Viewing

I’m watching Michael Moore’s: The Awful Truth and I am absolutely positive that he is a genius.

I have reached a point in my belief system that I think Satire is the only way to actually bring about discourse with certain elements of the republican party. Take for instance, my discussion with a coworker regarding the separation of Church and State. I said, “The United States is not a christian nation. I have the Constitution on my computer, its quite clear.” He cited, I believe United States: A Christian Nation. and said, “I don’t need the Constitution, I have my book!”

Not, “oh, lets look at the Constitution and discuss the language.” No. “I don’t need the Constitution.” I would like to say this is an aberrant conversation–but it isn’t. Each and every conservative I have engaged in debate, including my dear Godmother, ends up saying something like, “I don’t need the facts. We do not need to discuss the facts.”

At this point, when there is no possibility of discourse, what else can we do?

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The New Search Terms…

Three people were brought to my blog by search for Kelly Clarkson. I think I’m humbled.

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Pavillion




Pavillion

Originally uploaded by officergleason

This is where I saw the Decemberists last night. If you did not get a chance to go, I have the set list here.

Some of the songs are album only–go buy the album. They are awesome.

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I think I might have a problem

There is party of me that is honestly thinking I am going to buy some songs off of Kelly Clarkson’s “My December.” I think there must be some sort of weird voodoo mojo working my brain.

Update:

A blog buddy of mine pointed out what songs I should listen to. I am now in the process of acquiring said songs.

A review is pending.


DECEMBERISTS

I am leaving for the show in two hours.  I even have a posse.


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