Real Age

According to these people, I am 40 years old and I am going to die at the age of 69.

Part of the problem is my driving–they say I drive too much for my own good. Screw them.

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"Marty Gleason is a liberal-arts-educated bleeding heart that lives and works in Chicago." He's a nerd who enjoys nerdy things. Sometimes, he's even proud of it. --edit by Will Hindmarch View all posts by officergleason

3 Responses to “Real Age”

  • Shannon

    According to them, I’m 22.5 and I’m going to die at 80.5. Ha ha. Geez, how much do you drive?

    I’m off to a Luau! Have a great weekend!

  • officergleason

    I end up driving about 20k a year and yeah, it ages me. I think I got the grey whisker I have from excessive driving.

  • Alex

    Nice – 18.9 actual age and life expectancy of 85 years old.

    Which, of course, is bullshit because I expect I’ll die of a heart attack at about 60. Don’t tell the wife.

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