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Monthly Archives: May 2007
Coming this Summer: Stuff
I am still going to explain the whole liar thing. It’s in rough draft form and it needs work. Speaking of rough drafts, I am also going to start working on my grad school apps. What’s going on this time is I am applying to other schools: One in Seattle, one in Boston. Maybe one in New York.
As much as I love it here, and as much as I love my job, something has to give. I’m pretty flexible about what that is, but so far, everything is set in stone. I’m not a fan of that.
Technorati Tags: GradSchool, RoughDraft, Writing
For Jackie
My dear, sweet, wonderful and caring sister has stated that she thinks that, given my job (let alone any other issues in my life), I should talk to some type of counselor. I am not opposed to this. I have seen counselors before after particularly traumatizing events (exceptionally bad break ups and death in my family). Right now I don’t think I need to go see one; however, In order to show Jackie that I value her opinion, I will now write up how the first session would go.
Counselor (C): Marty, very nice meeting you. Sorry about all the paperwork, but that’s the price of managed care (small chuckle). So, can you tell me what brings you here?
Me (M): (Scans the room for certificates, awards and) Sure, but i have a few questions first.
C: (Non-plussed) Sure, fire away.
M: Thanks, can you tell me a little bit about your therapeutic approach?
C: What do you mean?
M: You know, what sort of theroies of personality you subscribe to, your methodology in regards to to treatment. Cognitive Behavioral, psychodynamic, biological?
Technorati Tags: Counseling, Rant, Satire
I am a dirty liar
On my way home from dropping off friends at their hotel, I realized I have been lying to everyone (except myself) about why I am so bleh these days. In short, I’ve been lying about the things that bother me. I also lie about why I feel stuck and what i do to “unstick” myself. If I do not unravel all of this internal crap I think I’ll go nuts.
Starting tomorrow morning, I think i have to start working on this.
Test: Cross Post from the Old Blog
I am not fond of to-lists (hereafter referred to as Lists). Every time I make one I am compelled to go into obsessive detail about each and every item. Given the number of details, each objective becomes more difficult to attain. In about five objectives, i am overwhelmed and i give up on the list. For example, in this post, I am giving up on punctuation and proper capitalization.
I am doing this becasue I am old and tired. Old, tired and thinking about making a new list. This list, unlike most of my lists, would be public. It will also be manageable.
Part of this list will include kicking Chuck in the nuts. Don’t get me wrong, I like Chuck a lot, but reminding me to blog in the comments has earned him a nut-kicking.
Technorati Tags: Lists, Productivity, KickIntheNuts, Rant
travel
Every time I get back from a trip visiting friends, I always feel a bit down for a day or two. The fact that I have fantastic friends everywhere is moot. I want to see all of my friends whenever I want., and leaving one group to return to another just doesn’t seem fair.
All this traveling has led me to one key idea: My friends go all out for me when I visit. They pamper me, won’t let me pay for anything (if they’re fast enough to get the bill) and just go all out. They give me a chance to think about what I have, and don’t have, back home.
That’s the post that I am really working on.
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